One-on-One with Sarah Palin

Yesterday Craig and I sat down with Republican Vice-Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, for our second of four interviews with the candidates.

REAL NEWS: What are your thoughts on your performance in the debate on Thursday?
SARAH PALIN: Well I feel like I debated like a real maverick. Because John McCain only debate like mavericks because we are good at being mavericks.

RN: OK; How would you propose to fix the economic mess started under the current administration?
SP: Before I answer that I'd like to say that whenever John and I receive campaign money its called "Maverick Money". We like being mavericks in that sense.

RN: OK we'll move on. How much foreign policy experience do you honestly have?
SP: I have as much as a true, blue maverick should. I don't believe in foreign policy; I believe that everyone should act like good, Christan Americans.

RN: Governor Palin, I'm Jewish.
SP: Oh well. I guess that you can't be a maverick like my fellow Christan's.

RN: What worth do you have as a politician?
SP: Because I'm a Maverick I have lots of worth.

RN: Governor Palin, how did you get to become John McCain's running mate?
SP: Let's say that I could please Senator McCain in ways that Mrs. McCain could not.

RN: Now that we've established that you're a moronic whore who has no respect for other peoples' religions we will leave now.
SP: (With a smile) Good-bye, and remember: Be Maverick-y