NFL Week 1 Re-Cap

AFC EAST

Tom Brady upbeat about his injury

It seems that the happiest person about the season-ending knee injury to Tom Brady is Tom Brady.
"It sucks that I can't play the rest of the year," said Brady, "But who was the genius who picked Matt Cassell in their fantasy draft?"
Patriots coach, Bill Belichick was less than thrilled about Brady's comments.
"I hate fantasy football," said Belichick.
Also Matt Cassell seemed optimistic that he wouldn't let the Patriots or Brady's fantasy team down.
"Well I was backing up the best quarterback in the league," said Cassell, "So that makes me the second best quarterback in the league."

AFC NORTH

Bengals change Chad Ocho Cinco's number to 84

The player formerly known as Chad Johnson was thrown for a spin when the Bengals changed his number from 85 to 84. Bengals coach, Marvin Lewis, was very smug during this afternoon's press conference.
"Now not only is Chad Ocho Cinco an idiot he's mathematically challenged as well."
Ocho Cinco plans on protesting the Bengals decision.