Jason Giambi goes Girl

New York Yankees first baseman, Jason Giambi, has credited his recent hitting streak to his newest superstitution: A sex change.
Giambi underwent the operation a week ago and his teammates have remained nonchalant about it.
"His balls were minute ever since he started taking his 'Vitamin B12' six years ago," said fellow Yankee, Derek Jeter, "It was like nothing changed".

Scientists Release Their Top 7 Discoveries from the First Half of 2008

A group of top scientists, financial advisers, Harvard graduates, and other smart people released their top seven discoveries from the first half of 2008.

1: Weed is healthy for you as long as you don't smoke it.
2: The easiest way to stay out of debt is to not spend money.
3: AIDS is bad.
4: Fuck Y*le.
5: The chicken came a month before the egg.
6: Blind people can't enjoy television.
7: A computer mouse can be classified as a rodent.