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John McCain names Larry the Cable Guy his running mate.
It looks like the Republicans want to Git er Done as GOP nominee, John McCain, named famous redneck comedian, Larry the Cable Guy his running mate.
"He's young and hip," said McCain, "He'll help us attract the young, urban crowd."
"YEEHA!!" said Larry, "We're gonna Git er Done in DC!"
Barack Obama's acceptance speech will be sponsored by Grape Soda
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Vladimir Guerrero sprains his right elbow
Los Angles Angels outfielder, Vladimir Guerrero, was placed on the 15-day disabled list after spraining his elbow while stroking himself excessively (masturbating).
"Its tough for me," said Guerrero, "Guys have needs you know, and I'm to ugly to find a girl to fulfill them. Sorry coach."
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