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US government blames salmonella outbreak on Finland
The American government has blamed the nation of Finland for the recent salmonella outbreak in American tomatoes. The government has already laid out their plan of invasion.
"We are going to hit Finland where it hurts", said Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates, "We are going to destroy their tomato crop and their weapons of mass destruction".
Finnish government is extremely surprised and scared by America's threats.
"Our climate is too cold to grow tomatoes or any other vegetable", said Finnish premier, Mika Raikkonen, "The Americans are being idiotic".
"We will not be tricked by their Finnish mind games", said President George W. Bush, "We know what they are up to and we will not stop until they are destroyed".
The President has commissioned the deployment of 400,000 troops to Helsinki by the end of the week.
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