Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The Return of Real News

ENTERTAINMENT

Rolling Stone Magazine gives "Election 2008" .5 stars

Rolling Stone Magazine confirmed our worst fears today when they announced their review of "Election 2008": It sucks.
"This has been one of the worst movies I have ever seen," said Rolling Stone reviewer, Wesley Morris, "There is no plot line and the characters are appalling".
Morris cited one scene in particular when the "Barack Obama" character repeated the phrase "Yes We Can" endlessly for twenty minutes. Another scene that angered Morris took place in the prologue where we see the "John McCain" character run around his office looking for his pet dinosaur for an hour.
"Walleeeeeeeeeeee! Where are you Walleeee!?!?!", said McCain during his search.
The film was scheduled to debut in November but it will instead be released straight to video and DVD.

No comments: