Barck Obama's Inauguration Day Schedule

Real News was able to obtain Barack Obama's enitre, 24-hour schedule for Inauguration Day.

12:00-6:32 A.M. --> Finishing sleep that began Monday night.
6:32-6:41 A.M. --> Lay around in bed and hit the snooze button.
6:41-6:5o A.M. --> Hit the snooze button again.
6:50-7:30 A.M. --> Shit, Shave, and Shower
7:30-7:59 A.M. --> Drive to staging area
7:59-8:00 A.M. --> Exit car
8:00-8:01 A.M. --> Enter Presidential Motorcade
8:01-10:31 A.M. --> Drive through D.C. as body double waves to the masses.
8:32-9:15 A.M. --> Madden Tournament in the car!!!!!!
10:31-10:32 A.M. --> Exit vehicle at the Capitol.
10:32-10:34 A.M. --> Ascend the Capitol steps
10:34 A.M. --> Sit in my chair
10:34-11:43 A.M. --> Update my facebook, and watch Bulls highlights on my Blackberry while Biden is inaugurated.
11:43 A.M. --> Stand Up
11:43-11:59 A.M. --> Get Inaugurated.

Come back tomorrow to see what Obama's evening is going to look like.