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BJ's Wholesale Club sued for false advertising



One of the biggest retail wholesale clubs in the country, Berkley & Jensen's (BJ's), was sued for false advertising and misleading consumers.

"This lawsuit is preposterous," said BJ's CEO Rod Johnson. "These people have no legal grounds to sue."

The people that Johnson is referring to is the entire male population of America.

"When you think of BJ's Wholesale club you don't think of discount televisions and freshly baked cookies," said male representative W. Jeff Clinton. "You think blowjobs."

Mr. Clinton wasn't the only man anger by the name of the company.

"They sell Dickie's pants," said Stu Peterson. "Come on seriously; DICKIES at BJ'S. You don't see the sexual symmetry."

BJ's stands behind their company name and plan to fight the men in court.

"We at B.J.'s are proud of working long, hard hours to keep the prices down and our customers happy."