Hi I'm Tom Walsh. I am the founder and president of Obama Inc., a company focused on bringing you the finest in Barack Obama memorabilia at affordable prices for over two months. With the Inauguration only hours away we are in the midst of our final clear out sale. These sales will end at exactly twelve noon tomorrow so act fast. Thank you and God Bless.
#120-Jar of Inaugural Air
Can't make it to the big party in D.C. tomorrow? Then bring the party to you with this one of a kind jar of ACTUAL air from the Inauguration. For only $49.95 you can own a beautiful glass jar full of air that was floating around at the Inauguration. Who knows; maybe your jar will come with an exhale from Barack Obama inside.
*Obama Inc. is not responsible for actually filling the jars.
#121- Barack Obama Cheese
Do you love dairy? Do you love Barack Obama? Well if you answered yes to both then you must purchase our newest product, Barack Obama Cheese. For only $19.95 you can have two 12 inch wheels of our specially formulated cheese. And you will be able to choose from our exciting multitude of flavors like:
"Yes We Can" Cheddar
"George W. Bush" Goat Cheese
"Rahm Emanuel" Romano
"Hillary Clinton" Cream Cheese
And many more. However supplies are limited so call now.
#122- Barack Obama Sex Toys
Ladies: Have you ever wanted to have an affair with a President? If you have then you need to have one of limited edition Barack Obama sex toys. Ranging in price from $9.95 TO $129.99 There's a toy for every sexual desire and every budget. Choose from some of our most popular products, like:
The Presidential Penis
The 44 Inch Dildo
The Yes we Cum
The Barack O'Vibrator
And many, many more.
These are only a small selection of the products available in the Obama Inc. catalogue. If you are interested in any of our products call 1-120-BARACKOBAMAISCRAZYAWESOME-5309 now. AND SAVE.
Obama Inc.: Savings We Can Believe In
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