Paulson Makes His Final Move

With the world's markets on shaky legs the United States Treasury has approved the use of paper money from the popular board game, Monopoly, to be used in business sales and purchases.
"This infusion of funds will add trillions into the economy," said Treasury Secretary, Henry Paulson, "The average American can open their game of Monopoly and see thousands of dollars staring them in the face."
Congress expects the boost of the monopoly money to balance out the mess on Wall Street, Main Street, and Baltic Avenue.